Neo (neonix25) wrote,

Some X-Men Funny For ya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Professor X's balls!

  1. Professor X's ballsocracy is government by Professor X's balls.
  2. The risk of being struck by Professor X's balls is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Professor X's balls fighting underground.
  4. Baby swans are called Professor X's balls.
  5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Professor X's balls!
  6. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Professor X's balls has 7.
  7. About 100 people choke to death on Professor X's balls each year.
  8. Professor X's balls will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  9. By tradition, a girl standing under Professor X's balls cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  10. Professor X's balls has a bifurcated penis!
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